Lindberg Baby. Mind playing tricks. My head hurts. Nuts to you. Oh, where were we. Screw up. Shut up. Sugar packets. That racoon. You're ignorant. That's right.
This elevator. Used to be with it. We'll see about that. Well well well. We're all doomed. What the bah bh. Whiskey sour. Why you little. Wright Brothers. Share Abe Simpson sounds:. Related Boards: 80's Tv Theme Songs. Pokemon Soundboard. Game Show Theme Songs. Homer: " sniffs Mmmm Homer: "Mmmmm Homer: "The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
Homer: "No, no Woman: " smack, spank, whack Oh, God! Homer: "The mail! The mail is here! Homer sings: "You make me feel like dancing Homer: "If you don't like your job, you don't strike - You just go in every day and do it really half-assed! That's the American Way.
Homer: " chants Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito? Homer: "Hearye, hearye - the Homer Broadcasting System is on the air! All hollering, all the time! Abe: "That's 'cuz you're a screw-up! Homer: "I guess some people never change Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back.
Homer: "You want the truth? You want the truth? Homer: "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try. Homer: "Oooh Homer: "Why do you need new bands?
Everyone knows rock attained perfection in It's a scientific fact. Homer: "He he he Homer: "Doh! Homer: "The girls of the Internet Ooh, I'd go online with them any day!
Homer: "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! Homer: "Donut? Do you have any fruit? Purple is a fruit. Homer: "To start, press any key Where's the Anykey? Homer: "Er, gotta go shake the dew off the lily Homer: " gasps Computers can do that?
Homer: "All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body". Abe: "Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack. Homer: "Mmmm Homer: "Well all I'm going to use this bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort - that's it!
Homer: "Donuts - is there anything they can't do? Homer: "Aye aye, Admiral Butthead". Homer: "Don't hassle with that, boy They have eerie powers". Homer: "Oh you're a dead man, Burns Homer: " crash Doh!
Homer: "They didn't have any aspirin, so I got you some cigarettes Homer: "No time for that now, the computer's starting". Homer: "You suck-diddily-uck, Flanders!
Homer: "Come on, I dare ya". Homer: "I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down Homer shouts: "Go to hell! Flanders: "Hi-dily hey! Homer: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn You're trapped like Russ Cargill: "To prevent your poisons from spreading, your government has sealed you all within this dome. Moe: "What, are you telling us we're trapped like rats? Kent Brockman Harry Shearer : "Efforts to find out whose selfish crime against the environment caused our entrapment have been fruitless Marge: "You single-handedly killed this town.
Kent Brockman: "Just a reminder, this station does not endorse vigilante justice Homer: "Hmm, what's that ominous glow in the distance? Homer: "Marge, look, those idiots don't even know where we live. Marge: "Homer, you have to go aut there, face that mob and apologize for what you did. We just want Homer! Homer: "Stay back, I got a chainsaw! Homer: "We lost 'em. Homer: "You know, the word 'apology' is tossed around a lot these days, but when it comes from in here They throw a skilsaw at him.
Homer: "So long, losers! He gets stuck and cannot escape Uh-oh. Moe: "The top of his head is still showing, claw at it! Chief Wiggum: "Well, they're China's problem now.
Bart: "Lisa's got a boyfriend, that she'll never see again! Lisa cold-cocks him ". I want 10, tough guys, and I want 10, soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher. And here's how I want 'em arranged: tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft. Bart: "Mom?
Bart: "You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertilizer salesman. Lisa: "Dad, when you get to the top, don't slow down, speed up! Burns Harry Shearer : "So, you want some of my electricity, do you? Well, for once, the rich white man is in control. I have two buttons behind this desk. One will supply your town with power, the other releases the hounds.
Reach me, make me your brother. Hibbert Harry Shearer : "The hospital's generator is about to give out. Lives will be lost! Burns: "Lives Burns: "Tempting Just look into your heart and you'll find the answer Smithers signals him not to go there. Apu screams as he's being chased by the hounds. Burns: "First door on the right. He and the others continue to to be chased screaming by the hounds.
Burns: "So, you want some of my electricity, do you? Burns: "I have two buttons behind this desk. Burns: "Reach me, make me your brother. Here's a thousand dollars. Russ Cargill: "Don't worry, I have a solution for you, sir. In fact, I have five solutions. You don't even have to read them. You'll have deniability. I'll take care of everything. You know nothing. But on the other hand, knowing things is overrated.
Anyone can pick something when they know what it is. It takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless about. President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Okay, I pick three. The U. Tom Hanks: "This is Tom Hanks saying, if you're going to pick a government to trust, why not this one?
Homer: "I'm happy here, screw Springfield! Homer: "Marge, those people chased us with pitchforks and torches. At in the afternoon! Marge: "In every marriage you get one chance to say I need you to do this with me. Homer: "Listen to me, all of you. We are staying. We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!
Homer: "I have spoken! The government actually found someone we're looking for! Yeah, baby, yeah! Medicine Woman Tress MacNeille : "Unless you have an epiphany, you will spend the remainder of your days alone. Bananas are an excellent source of potassium. A tree slaps him Americans will never embrace soccer?
Two trees slap him Mare than two shakes and it's playing with yourself? He gets slapped three times, punched in the gut and kicked in the groin ".
Homer: "Thank you, boob lady! Homer: "Run!
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